The angriest man
Filed Under (What fresh hell is this) by Monkee on 06-10-2008
I was talking with a friend the other day about how rude and angry some people can be. I told him that I had worked in customer service for a few years and had my life threatened and asked to step outside more than a few times. My response was usually the same, very polite and then I’d inform them I can’t meet them outside as I was still at work but I get off at 6. That usually worked, usually.
One guy walked in, started yelling as he threw his phone at me. Bla bla my phone don’t work. Bla bla you sold me a piece of crap. I let him go on for 20 minutes then picked up the phone and powered it on. I told him he had to hold the power button on for 2 seconds not just jab at it then cuss allot. He seemed embarrassed and complained how his service was so bad just to justify his tirade. He asked to use the restroom and I showed him the way then went back out to the floor as we were busy that day.
About 15 minutes later I heard my manager yell. I ran to the hullabaloo and saw him peering into the bathroom. Did someone slip and fall ? Why wasn’t he helping? I looked in the bathroom to see a huge steaming turd in the middle of floor. What maniac would do this? Did someone miss the potty by 5 feet? No, this was a revenge turd.
I was angry, disgusted and dare I say impressed. This guy was so mad that he summoned this demon from the netherworld and crouched in the middle of the room to let loose. He then walked out of the front door as if nothing happened. I cant imagine being so mad that I would just make #2 on the floor. I think the American Psychological Association has named this illness, Anger Pooping.
Anyways I hope that guy feels better and that ATT will charge him for the Bio-hazard team that we had to hire to clean up his chocolate rage.
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I can’t believe people will go to these lengths. I have never laid cable in anger… and I am not sure I could even if I wanted to.
That is so funny and insane!
He definitely have Anger Pooping
That’s just so gross and so wrong in so many ways.
unreal, people are mad angry it amazes me. Everyone feels they are entitled. Entitled to the roads, (road rage,), to customer service, entitled to everything and when they don’t get it they go ballistic. It’s crazy. People are jacked up. I gotta admit though, it was pretty funny!
People just need to chill and think about how good we have it.
That was almost offensive and entirely Stumble worthy. Great post!!
lol, Im glad I wrote something you would like
Why does this guy need a cell phone anyway… I mean he can’t have friends…oh wait, he’s gotta have some way to scream at the cable company rep’s…. nevermind.
[...] Well at least it wasn’t as bad as this guy. [...]
Wow, sorry, that’s hilarious
That is funny. Personally I wouldn’t have taken enough toilet paper to the center of the floor. I have the mental image of him, pants below his knees, scampering back and forth to the stall to wipe.
I wish I could have been there when he was telling that story to his wife or friends. He would start out all proud, “I can’t believe what I do!!!!!” By the end, this friends mouths hanging open, give him a little, “I’m not so comfortable around you anymore.”
Wow. I love it. A “revenge turd” and “Anger Pooping” LOL
wow, i worked in retail while studying but i don’t think i had to deal with anyone that was that irate! then again, we didn’t have a toilet for customers…
holy crap. this is the funniest story I’ve ever heard. by the way if you want to chat, my email is spelled rogers not rgoers.
I dunno if you have a bunch of friends or anything. I just like talking to funny people like you. Have a good one, funny man.